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The Cat on the Mat Is Flat

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From the New York Times bestselling author of The Day My Butt Went Psycho!, comes a collection of ten slimy, rhymey, easy-to-read Dr. Seuss-style short stories.
Muck! Uck! Yuck!
It is just bad luck
When the truck of a duck
Gets stuck in the muck?

Wacky rhymes that won't bore!
All of this and so much more;
What are you waiting for?
With silly rhymes, sound effects, and hilarious art on every page, Andy Griffiths and illustrator Terry Denton capture slapstick physical comedy in a book so easy to read that early elementary school students can read it themselves!

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    • Publisher's Weekly

      September 10, 2007
      Griffiths's (The Day My Butt Went Psycho!
      ) innovative book for beginning readers collects nine short, intentionally silly snippets propelled by kid-pleasing, tongue-tripping verse. In the title tale, a cat sitting on a mat decides to chase a rat, who grabs a baseball bat: “Around and around and around the mat the rat chased the cat with the baseball bat until... KERSPLAT!” Other protagonists also encounter tongue-in-cheek adversity. Friends Ed and Ted and Ted's dog Fred survive a tumble off a cliff, a near-drowning and ingestion by a whale. Lou, “the unluckiest girl that the world ever knew,” becomes covered in a kangaroo's glue and then lands headfirst in a “prickle bush.” And pals Bill and Phil roll down a hill, landing in a puddle of smelly pig swill. Griffiths's bouncy cadence and wacky wordplay occasionally sound derivative of Dr. Seuss, as when a hog reprimands a speeding dog and frog: “Racing is NOT allowed in my bog! Not on a log! Not on a cog! No log-racing frogs! No cog-racing dogs!” And when Chuck the Duck's ice-cream truck gets stuck in the muck, Buck the Duck announces, “I can get your truck unstuck. I can suck up all the muck with the muck-sucker-upper on my muck-sucking truck!” Denton's edgy, stick-figure-filled sketches enhance the zaniness factor and the offbeat, ironic humor. Ages 4-8.

    • School Library Journal

      January 1, 2008
      Gr 2-4-Imagine the outcome if Dr. Seuss, Dav Pilkey, and Lane Smith were locked in a room until they came up with a book for beginning or reluctant readers. These nine rhyming stories have action galore, plenty of dialogue, and ample pen-and-ink illustrations, all wrapped up in humor. From the cat that is indeed flattened by a bat-wielding rat, to Unlucky Lou who lands in the prickle bush, to the evil bee, the rhymes keep coming. Denton's artwork seems slapdash, but perfectly parallels the zany humor. Few books of this length sport so much white space, large type, and spot art. Even young people who are struggling to get the hang of reading may happily handle all 176 crazy pages."Pat Leach, Lincoln City Libraries, NE"

      Copyright 2008 School Library Journal, LLC Used with permission.

    • The Horn Book

      January 1, 2008
      Nine stories, each chock-full of one-syllable rhyming words and frenzied cartoon illustrations, pay homage to Dr. Seuss. A few passages catch the rhythms of the good doctor ("Out of the glue / flew Unlucky Lou. / Up into the air / she flew and flew!"), while others are more pedestrian ("The frog on a log / got in front of the dog!").

      (Copyright 2008 by The Horn Book, Incorporated, Boston. All rights reserved.)

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  • English

Levels

  • ATOS Level:3.5
  • Lexile® Measure:490
  • Interest Level:K-3(LG)
  • Text Difficulty:0-2

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