請別輕易打開這本書。
若不小心打開了，請別在公共場合閱讀。
若不小心瞄到了，請在旁人報警前闔上。
若還是不小心暴走了——
請立刻以手刀的速度衝到無人的曠地
仰天大笑吧！
(1)超市的櫃檯有兩個外國人正在排隊結帳——
店員問：「Can you speak Chinese?」
外國人用中文回答：「如果你講慢一點的話，我們聽得懂。」
店員接著說：「Can... you... speak... Chinese?」
外國人：「@#$%^&
(2)「嗨，史蒂夫，上次送你的粽子吃得還習慣嗎？」
「味道是很不錯啦，可是你不覺得外頭包的生菜硬了點嗎？」
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