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Fake Fruit Factory

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Fake Fruit Factory is a stick-slapping, gut-punching comedic novel about the eccentric small town of Dyson, Ohio. When NASA determines an errant satellite will crash there, the town's young mayor uses the ensuing media circus to attract tourism and save his bankrupt rust belt community. Unless, of course, the satellite completely wipes it from the map.
In Fake Fruit Factory, Wensink's motley cast of characters are the heart of “America's Boringest City." Bo Rutili is Dyson's 26-year-old mayor, who relieves stress with copious doses of hand sanitizer. Donna “Urinating Bear" Queen uses her recent lottery spoils to convince the town she's the only one who can save it. And Old Man Packwicz, Dyson's aging ex-mayor, might finally save the town via a filet-mignon wielding, toilet paper-clad mummy.
Fake Fruit Factory hilariously captures the peculiarities of small town life through the story of a wacky community finding its place in contemporary America.

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    • Kirkus

      July 15, 2015
      A small town rallies to beat ever worsening odds against its survival in this madcap comic novel by Wensink (Broken Piano for President, 2012, etc.). The flyspeck town of Dyson, Ohio, is in trouble: A $10 million budget shortfall has it scrambling for revenue ideas. But the locals have little faith in the leadership of its young mayor, Bo, to concoct a tourist-magnet scheme-Dyson has already tried that, trumpeting itself as a "Christmas City." Oh, and, according to NASA, a falling satellite may blast the town to cinders in a matter of days. The opening sections of this novel are antic fun, and Wensink matches his pileup of absurd predicaments with a motley crew of characters: a Powerball winner trying to launch a casino in town, a suicidal ex-mayor, an on-the-skids radio host hoping the satellite disaster will be his big break, a police chief who was once a world-class opera singer, the owner of a plastic-fruit factory who thinks his product is key to Dyson's recovery. Wensink knows this setup is so goofball that he doesn't need to oversell the comedy, and his laugh lines are mostly blunt and deadpan; when Bo asks if the satellite can be shot down, he's told, "Those missiles are reserved for killing people on the other side of the planet." But once the nuttiness is established, Wensink struggles to make something of it. Is he satirizing Midwestern civic pride? Tourist traps? Hype-driven news cycles? And why is a mummy wandering around town anyhow? Wensink crams more characters into this clown car than necessary, laboring in the closing chapters to track each of his leads, and the forced, faux-cliffhanger section endings blunt what ought to have been more high-spirited fun. A lark that can't quite follow through on its entertaining setup.

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    • Booklist

      September 15, 2015
      Dyson, Ohio, may be doomed. The news that a satellite could crash-land in the village forces an evacuation, but some residents hope that instead of disaster, the notoriety will bring opportunity. Wensink, author of Broken Piano for President (2012), unleashes a cavalcade of intersecting story lines in this fast-paced, zany novel. Dyson has been a town in decline for yearsits only claim to fame resting with the efforts of the hapless former mayor to drum up visitors by celebrating holidays year-roundbut now plans to revitalize the ailing town are thrown into high gear by the possibility of imminent destruction. The vividly drawn characters include a joke-stealing bartender, the beleaguered young mayor, a washed-up radio announcer, and an operatic police chief. Their antics are anchored by their shared past and a heartfelt commitment to the village, with all its problems. Messy but endearing, Fake Fruit Factory offers a rollicking view of a small town at a defining moment in its peculiar history.(Reprinted with permission of Booklist, copyright 2015, American Library Association.)

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